If Lehi were to receive his vision of the Tree of Life in our day, what would it have looked like? For starters, he probably would have sounded like David Draiman. In this video, we explore the role that social media might play in the vision of The Tree of Life. How many of us allow ourselves to get caught up in the hype of likes, comments, and sharing only the best of ourselves online? At what cost do we purchase our friends, followers, and sponsors? This take on Lehi's vision asks those questions and more with our scriptural spin on Disturbed's cover of "Sound of Silence". And yeah, we might've taken ourselves a bit too seriously with this one, but give us a break. ;) Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks - Who sang this song? Spencer Broadhead (https://www.facebook.com/spencer.broadhead) - Who filmed the video? Anthony Minson (https://www.facebook.com/anthonydarrenminson) - Who edited the video? Taylor Yorgason (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3n484fLq1Ypgdy2TVFffQ) This musical parody is based off the text of 1 Nephi 8 in the Book of Mormon. Read the original text here: https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/bofm/1-ne/8?lang=eng The song can be downloaded for free on our wixsite: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/neath-the-halo-of-an-angel LYRICS: Hello family, hello friends I've come to speak with you again Because behold I have dreamed a dream And I have seen how we may be redeemed But the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within a mist of darkness In dreary wastes I walked alone A narrow path I’d never known 'Neath the halo of an angel He led me along an iron rail When my eyes beheld the light of the tree of life That split the night And pierced the mist of darkness And in the spacious field I saw Ten thousand people - maybe more People hiding faces from the crowd People wandering into the shroud People getting lost to voices from the air And no one cared Refuse the mist of darkness Please I beg you, do not go Captives of the river’s flow Hear my words and come unto the tree Taste the fruit that thou might be free But my words, like the morning dew dispelled And echoed in the wells of darkness And the people bowed and prayed To the gods of the modern age And the angel cried out his warning To the finger that was scorning And his cry said, the words of the prophets implore those to find their way Who’ve gone astray Press forward through the veil of darkness

Here it is! Another LDS parody oozing with cheesiness! Let Her Go tells the (nearly) true story of an Elder who gets Dear Johned on his mission! A tragic tale of betrayal, hard work, and triumph over the brutal effects of heart-break. DOWNLOAD this song and others for FREE on our website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/neath-the-halo-of-an-angel Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ LYRICS: My heart feels like the Israelites when they faced the Philistines I'm in the land of Desolation, cuz I thought you'd be my queen. I hoped that you would stay with me if I testified, and focused on the work, heaven knows I've tried! Here's a ring, please wait for me! I know you will cuz you're my eternity. That's what I said, but now I know I must eat crow! Let her go, let her go! You won't hold her hand anymore. Let her go, let her go! Get your butt up off the floor! I don't care about the "plans" you made, Cuz life moves on. You should've had your heart locked anyway. It's funny how some letters can make you feel so small, Now the fear of being lonely looms before me like a wall. It's time to see what I can do to erase all thoughts I had of you! No fears, no tears, no time to grieve - I'm free! Let her go, let her go! A broken heart no more. Let her go, let her go! God will open a new door. I hear her words as I read Let them all sink in: "Dear John, so there's this guy, we met through our friend Bryce. He popped the question, 'marry me?' and I did not think twice." Her letter slaps my face just like an icy blast! I guess I'm single now. Nice guys finish last! Let her go, let her go! You're finally moving on! (I'm ready to move on!) Let her go, let her go! Though your perfect girl is gone! (Though my perfect girl is gone!) Here I stand as she walks away! I got dear-Johned! I needed more study time anyway.

Part of That Church, a parody of Little Mermaid's Part of That World, oozing with Mormon cheesiness! Depicts the oft-encountered and sad situation of a young girl, searching for answers but forbidden by family to investigate the church. Inspired by true events. We don't own the copyright to the original music, this is a parody. But you can DOWNLOAD this song and others for FREE on our website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/neath-the-halo-of-an-angel Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ LYRICS: Look at this book, isn't it neat? I used to think that my life was complete. But then I looked through this book, and it changed everything! Stories untold, records of gold! Upon which are writings of prophets of old. Just one look and you'll see: Sure, it's got everything! It's got apostles and prophets a-plenty. It's got teachings of Jesus galore. You want war chapters? At least twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more! I wanna know why they don't drink tea, I wanna see, wanna see steaks dancing! I wonder if they still practice, whaddaya call it? Oh, polygamy. Flippin these pages doesn't get you far, Prayer is required for understanding to find out if this gospel is - what's that word again? complete! Why do they care? What do they know? Why did they cross the plains in the snow? Setting souls free - wish I could be Part of that church! What would I give if I could drink from living waters? What would I pay to wash away all of my sins? Betcha in there, they don't have a care! They seem so happy that they're glowing! Young men and women - new beginning - Enter within! I'm ready to know what the Mormons know! Ask 'em my questions and get some answers! Like what's the Spirit and why does it - what's the word? Burn! When's it my turn? How can I know? I'll even cross the plains in the snow! Hoping to see, someday I'll be Part of that church.

We're not sexists. It just had to be done. It was the only way. We don't own the audio, obviously. DOWNLOAD SONG FOR FREE: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/get-a-life Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ Official website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions LYRICS: What can you expect when women are so stubborn? Here is what you get when we rely on them! They pound it in our heads: Without them we'd be dead! But soon we'll all be fed with some big SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Barely even human! SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Don't buy them from the store! They'll be made by you and me, which means they'll be delicious! We must make us all some more! (They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Cut some red tomatoes, Then we'll make us all some more... This is what we feared, the white bread is a demon It cannot give us nutrients we need Beneath that milky hide, there's emptiness inside! I wonder if we have some wheat? (Bread!) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Barely even human! SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Meaty at the core! I will get the lettuce, and then I'll get the mustard! Then we'll make us all some more! (They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! First we will eat these ones, Then we'll make us all some more... SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Let's go make a few, men! SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Now it's up to you men! SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! Barely even human! Now we'll make us all some more! (dialogue with Grandfather Panda) This will be the day! (Let's go men!) This will be the morning! (Bring out the sandwiches!) We will eat the food that's made by us (I don't know what I can do, still I know I've got to try!) Look what we have made! (Eagle help my feet to fly!) We'll eat them all this morning (Mountain help my heart be great!) These sandwiches will be so good because (Spirits of the earth and sky,) They're made by us! (Please don't let it be too late!) We made ourselves some big delicious SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! LETTUCE! MAYO! EAT THEM! SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! What are we waiting for? We will stuff our faces, until there's not a trace left! Then we'll make us all some more! (How will they make some more?) (Then we'll make us all some more!) Then we'll make us all some more! NO! ...more.

Mormon missionary parody of Kesha's Tik Tok. :) We were all prepping to leave on our missions, so naturally this came about. DOWNLOAD SONG FOR FREE: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/get-a-life Official website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ LYRICS: Wake up in the mornin, feelin like GB Hinckley Got my scriptures in my pocket, gonna hit the MTC Before I leave, brush my teeth, and put on my suit jacket Cuz for the next two years, I ain't comin back! I'm talkin approachin on the street street! Converting everyone we meet meet! Never stopping to eat eat! Hymn-hopping, singin our favorite melodies, Butt hurting on our bike seat, Hope my companion's not laaaaazyyyyyy..... Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, missionaries don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, but converting don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! The word of wisdom says that we don't drink any beer, If we endure to the end then we have nothing to fear! And now the elders linin' up cuz they heard they got a letter, But when they get dear-johned, you'd think they'd know better. I'm talkin my companion's being a punk punk, He's speaking a bunch of bunk bunk! Smack him down and put him in the trunk trunk! Na-na-now we preach until they kick us out out! Cuz less-actives shut us down down! Less actives shut us down down, Lesses shut us DOWN. Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, missionaries don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, but converting don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! You build me up, you break me down, My heart it pounds would you help me? With my head down, knees on the ground, I pray for it now, would you help me? You build me up, you break me down, My heart it pounds yeah, you help me! With my head down, put my head down, put my head DOWN! Now the preaching don't start til' we walk in... Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, missionaries don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! Don't stop! Preach the Rock! Six AM to nine o'clock! Spread the light! Proselyte! We'll be choosin' the right! Tik-tok on the clock, but converting don't stop, no! No-o-o-oh! No-o-o-oh! Amen.

Based on true lifestyles of friends and peers trapped within the social compound that is Provo as a young single adult. We do not own the copyrights to this music. But you can DOWNLOAD this song and others for FREE on our website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/neath-the-halo-of-an-angel Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ Inspired by Weird Al Yankovic's Amish Paradise (especially the last scene) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg Lyrics: As I walk through the aisle where my ward meets for church, I browse stalker tools and I do my research And it’s just perfect for a Mormon like me - I can’t approach her. I have anxiety! At 6:30 in the morning my meetings start I bring my contrite spirit and a broken heart (Yo!) But I've been comin’ to this ward for so long that Even ma bishop thinks that my prospects are gone! I'm a man of the Lord, I greet you at the door In the YSA ward, you know I’m hard core! But if I finish all my callings and you finish thine, Then tonight we’ll have refreshments and a game night at 9! We've been spending most our lives in a YSA ward paradise Got my back scratched once or twice in a YSA ward paradise We're just lookin’ for our wives in a YSA ward paradise They all get taken by toolish guys in a YSA ward paradise I matched with a local girl on Mutual last week I said “Hi” to her, she responded: “what the freak?” I really shouldn’t care, I guess I’m doing well. Who am I kidding? My profile’s a hard sell! But I’ve never rode an elephant or been to Taiwan, So sorry ladies, I guess I’m not the one. I never wear suit coats, but I’ve got a cool tie And my homies agree I'd really look good in white! (Dude!) You say you want adventures? From what I hear, Marriage is the greatest and it goes on for years. (eternity, dog) I’m no LDS tool don’t take it for granted, I’m guessing if I was you’d be flat-out enchanted! There’s Brovos and Valley girls Not a single single lady "Sorry I’ve got a missionary" They’re all as taken as can be! "You just need to get a life" in a YSA ward paradise "It’s not you, it's just another guy" in a YSA ward paradise "I'm too busy but you’re really nice" in a YSA ward paradise "There’s another guy who’s got my eye" in a YSA ward Paradise She thinks I’m made of money, charming’s such a bother She said no to Monday, because she’s got another! Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, that other guy’s a million times as handsome as thou art. He’s the kinda guy who proposes the first date On his knees day and night, He said he dreamt that you’re his soulmate So don't be vain and don't be picky Or else you'll miss out …. on a guy like me? :) We’ll be spending most our lives in a YSA ward paradise We’re just trying to survive in a YSA ward paradise I curl up at night and cry in a YSA ward paradise I’m not bitter but I think it bites in a YSA ward paradise OOooooOOOoooOOOOoooOOoo Yeaya………...

Trust us, this video disturbs us as much as it does you. Also, Spencer would like to claim full amnesty from this video. We don't own the rights to this song as it is obviously a parody. But you can DOWNLOAD this song and others for FREE on our website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/does-this-make-me-look-cool Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ Lyrics: Dora goes "Hola!" Boots goes "Hola!" Diego goes "Hola!" The troll goes "Hola!" Map goes "Hola!" Tico goes "Hola!" And backpack says "Hola!" too! Benny says "Hola!" Isa says "Hola!" Fiesto trio goes................ But there's a fox that does't go...."Hola!" WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!" (What does the fox say?) "Awww, man! Awww, man! Awww, man!" (What does the fox say?) "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!" (What does the fox say?) "Awww, man! Awww, man! Awww, man!" (What does the fox say?) Big blue mask, blue gloves too Chasing kids and hiding things Sticky paws behind you Suddenly your backpack's gone! His fur is red, so deceitful! Like a master of disguise. But if you don't stop him first, Then you will lose your co-o-o-o-ourse Co-o-o-o-ourse! Co-o-o-o-ourse! How will you find your deto-o-o-o-ours? Deto-o-o-o-ours? Deto-o-o-o-ours? WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no!......swiping...." (What does the fox say?) "You'll never find it now! You'll never find it now! You'll never find it now!" "Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no!......swiping...." (What does the fox say?) "You'll never find it now! You'll never find it now! You'll never find it now!" HELP US STOP SWIPER!

Just out of high school, not in college, not on missions, crappy jobs, doing nothing. We really need to . . . get a life. DOWNLOAD SONG FOR FREE: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions/get-a-life Official website: https://thebrokentoothpicks.wixsite.com/btproductions We do not own the audio, this is a parody. Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZhQOvvV45w Like us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/brokentoothpicks/ LYRICS: Woke up at 3pm again Found myself on the futon in my mom's basement I know exactly how I got here! Got a controller in my hand I often go to Pokemon land Sometimes I wish I had a girlfriend Day turns to night, night turns to sleeping all day We're lame enough to say: Oh we've really gotta get a life We've really gotta get a life We really need to get a life, get a life. Said, Oh got this feelin' that we can't fight Like I'm feeling kinda tired tonight. We really need to get a life. Get a life! Oohoooohoooooohhhhh.... To my friends in Utah, I'll miss them so Put in my papers, I don't know Where I'll be for the next two years or so - Paris or China or Colorado! Sometimes there's Banshees I can't shoot down. Sometimes there's Cov'nant I can't take out. I am John the Spartan so please tell me-e-e-e What there is to complain about. We don't go to school. We don't get any homework. We just mess around Til we go on a mission! Oh we've really gotta get a life We've really gotta get a life We really need to get a life, get a life. Said, Oh got this feelin' we can't fight Like I'm feeling kinda tired tonight. We really need to get a life. Get a life! Oohoooohoooooohhhhh! Get a life! (Hopefully!) I'll find a wonderful girl that I'll kiss. (Hopefully!) My next date is not just a swing and a miss. (Hopefully!) We'll see a motion picture and go out (Cuz hopefully!) The truth is we have so much to feel good about! Oh we've really gotta get a life We've really gotta get a life We really need to get a life, get a life. Said, Oh got this feelin' we can't fight like I'm feeling kinda tired tonight. We really need to get a life. Get a life! Oh yeah! Get a life! (Colorado's not in South America!) To my friends in college I say hello! My friends on Facebook, they don't know When we'll be posting our next video - Facebook to YouTube, you're watching it now! Some video games I can't put down! My parents threaten to kick me out! We write awesome stories about vocabulary! What is there to complain about?