We're not sure who the other two are, but they've probably been to Thailand to ride elephants. 

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Anyway this is our website, not theirs, so we'll just be talking about us for right now.

 

Did you know that dentists and eye doctors alike would agree that getting the Broken Toothpicks to make a music video for you is six bajillion times more effective than using your iPhone? That's a rough estimate, but seriously, it's probably accurate. 

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Because if you ever been in need of a song that details the microscopic functions of the human cell in fourteen hours or less, vaguely explains and promotes the benefits of brushing your teeth both day and night, or relates the slightly misogynistic influence of Grandfather Panda's sandwich making philosophies on fictional girlfriends, we've got all of that covered.

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If you've ever wondered what it's like to wistfully fantasize about being baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, to be 'dear-Johned' as an LDS missionary, or to hear father Lehi relate his vision of the tree of life as if he were David Draiman, then you're in a conveniently specific amount of luck.

 

Because we've basically done all of those things.  

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Also, this is only slightly related but if you ever need to write a cohesive story using 10-12 obscure, moderately related vocabulary words, we got you covered on that, too.